Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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My tail got fractured and healed at a 90 degree angle.
I can't seem to work up a comment about your hypotenuse without it sounding rather risqué.
I’m sure you’ll think of some angle.
Well I didn’t mean to imply that I did not find it entertaining.
“hypotenuse “
Thank you for my first lol today!
Good morning, y’all!
Off to get groceries, Frontline for Crowbar, and landline-type phone since we don’t have to travel much any more.
What’s a landline-type phone?
Good to hear!
Good morning! Tom’s going to drive me to the Post Office and the Walmart.
Not a cell phone. A stationary device you leave at home when you go out.
A stationary device?
Like something you’d get at a stationary store?
A pad of paper and a pencil?
You’re psychic. I had to dredge up the “stationery-pen” spelling rule to post that. Btw, your yesterday posts cracked me up. I was offline yesterday because of backing up all my files. There are logistical issues involving flying cats and dogs w/draggy, short legs disconnecting cables when I tx data, so I usually park the units somewhere that the fuzzballs will ignore them.
Heh. Unfortunately, the "I'm a happy camper" should have been followed by a </sarc> tag. The prospects of the second orthopedic surgery weren't initially on the table, much less the prospects of a third one.
I'm worried that I'll eventually refer to surgeries with a "I", "II" and "XIV" after them, much like Rocky movies or Superbowls.
Oh, sorry.
The reason I thought you were series is that, during conversation w/a friend yesterday, she told me how happy she was with a temporary neural stimulator implant, how much pain she’s in now, and how enthused she is about having a permanent one implanted. Sometimes, you feel better after a procedure. I had two major abdominal procedures for obstruction, and I felt a lot better after the issue was addressed. Same for dental procedures. I guess I’m just lucky. Please excuse....
Happy shopping!
Sometimes I try to imagine your grocery list.
P.S. The friend to whom I referred had, I think, fourteen orthopedic surgeries. My frame of reference is skewed.
Howdy...Happy Monday?!!!!! Down right spring weather for us except the 3ft of snow!
We have a foot of snow on Mt. Charleston, but today will be in the high 70’s. YAY!!!
It was 68 here yesterday!
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