Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[Darksheare]

EEEP!

[Tax-chick]

I hope never to be hungry enough to eat eggs off the street!

[Monkey Face]

Just sayin’

;o]

[Cyber Liberty]

Happy Canada Day, ya hoser!

[Darksheare]

Misread partially as “I’m not angry enough to lay eggs..” which brought to mind the creatures from Alien and some philosophical thoughts about the creatures only acting out of irritation..

[null and void]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Darksheare]

"She has dyed her hair RED!" [Sound of madman screaming and laughing in response] -Flamingo from Max Payne

[NicknamedBob]

"... philosophical thoughts about the creatures only acting out of irritation.."

Is there any other motivation worth considering?

Besides boredom, of course.

[Darksheare]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2thYnmH75VI

First minute and twenty eight seconds.

[Monkey Face]

You wearing red white and blue for the next three days?

[Darksheare]

“Besides boredom, of course.”

“Hey Glob-thar IX, let’s lay eggs in this guy and see what happens!”

[Monkey Face]

Is there any other motivation worth considering?

Besides boredom, of course.

Yoiks! I read that as "Besides bedroom, of course."

[Silentgypsy]

You have an igloo? Maybe you could post pix of your decor on your profile page.

One of my colleagues left a message on my answering machine: “Hang up your running shoes. Jim Fixx just croaked.” However, the stats indicated that people who logged more than 25 miles per week were more likely to sustain running-related injuries, so I just limited sessions to between 6 and 7 miles three times a week and was fine. All the races were very early in the morning, and there were hardly any races in July and August, but I liked swimming too, so no problem.

[Darksheare]

And the creative process marches on like an unstoppable juggernaut golem through the streets of Prague!

[NicknamedBob]

"Besides boredom, of course."

Yoiks! I read that as "Besides bedroom, of course."

Ana-gram for DC.

[NicknamedBob]

"One of my colleagues left a message on my answering machine: “Hang up your running shoes. Jim Fixx just croaked.” However, the stats indicated that people who logged more than 25 miles per week were more likely to sustain running-related injuries, so I just limited sessions to between 6 and 7 miles three times a week and was fine. All the races were very early in the morning, and there were hardly any races in July and August, but I liked swimming too, so no problem."

Exactly which part of "Cardiac Stress Test" are people ignoring?

[Monkey Face]

Always looking on the bright side, aren’t you, Bob?

[NicknamedBob]

"Always looking on the bright side, aren’t you, Bob?"

I consider it my defensible location under the Bell Curve.

[Monkey Face]

You have a bell curve? I didn’t realize you drank enough to have a belt curve...

[NicknamedBob]

Not necessary to drink. My vehicles work, so I don't have to walk.

Much less run.