Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[Tax-chick]

LOL! That’s quite a view.

[no-to-illegals]

Dlvis is the evil one. Am pleased to be in the company of a Hero.

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. Happy trash day!

I picked a jalapeno pepper and a Cubanelle pepper this morning, and the next time I move the sprinker (in about 15 minutes), I’ll pick a Japanese eggplant.

[no-to-illegals]

Morning ... morning ... morning. May your garden grow hugh and feed you and yours well. Series ... series. Emptied some trash a day or two ago. Most reading, my posts, would say I forgot to delete my postings to the trash. Sometimes (imho) one must love the haters or simply laugh at or with them. It is difficult. Dlvis is everywhere. Am happy you are up, and pray you and yours are doing well.

[Tax-chick]

I’m trying to feel bad about Dlvis, but didn’t he really get what he deserved?

[NicknamedBob]

"I picked a jalapeno pepper and a Cubanelle pepper this morning, and the next time I move the sprinker (in about 15 minutes), I’ll pick a Japanese eggplant."

Invasive plants are taking over your garden.

[Tax-chick]

But they vote Republican.

[NicknamedBob]

"I’m trying to feel bad about Dlvis, but didn’t he really get what he deserved?"

Better the Dlvis you know than the Dlvis you don't.

[Tax-chick]

There is that.

I found fire ants in one of the gardens. Very annoying.

[Monkey Face]

If you had caught my insomnia, I wouldn’t have it any more, would I?

I’m sorry, SG...it’s bad enough for me to deal with, but I usually read it away, even if it takes all night! LOL!

[Monkey Face]

Which is exactly why I live where I do. Snow is a four-letter word.

[no-to-illegals]

Am in agreement Bob. The Dlvis is in the details.

[no-to-illegals]

Not certain yet. Though that pile of TVs out in the backyard grew larger and exponentially, am having difficulty condemning Dlvis for shooting those TVs. If one had seen who was on the TVs at the time of the shootings (not going to mention names) one would have understood, methinks. Those stink bombs though, am having no trouble condemning Dlvis for those.

[Tax-chick]

The snow is pretty. When the little kids and I got back from the swim meet last night, we watched the “Frozen Seas” episode of “Blue Planet” until it was time for bed.

Polar bears are really scary.

[Tax-chick]

If we have the Global Economic Collapse, the loss of TVs, iPods, satellite radio, and all that stuff will be something of a relief. Of course, ‘Face will have to come live with us, if we no longer have FR for visiting!

Beeber says 90 already. I sent Vlad and Frank to the playground, but they’ll be back soon, I expect.

[ColdOne]

Howdy

[null and void]

Polar bears are really scary.

Hey, they like children,

how bad can they be?

[Tax-chick]

Children are crunchy, and good with ketchup ...

[Monkey Face]

I like snow. You’re right: It is very pretty. But it’s cold and I fall in it a lot. So I like to see it on mountains or on the TV.

I liked the “Blue Planet” series, as well as the “Wild...” series, especially the ones on Russia. What a beautiful place! Of course, now I only get stupid channels, and I’m beginning to feel the stupidity permeate my brems. I will need to purge the little tendrils from the Mother Ship, Tin Foil, before I try any independent thinking.

[Monkey Face]

You always make me feel so good! Thanks!