Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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Drier lint? Dustbunny?
Tribble.
Face palm.
‘Mornin’! Thanks for bringing error of omission to attention. Was unaware that Bill’s hair should be addressed separately. Since it requires periodic hairdresser maintenance, it would seem to be attached to his head. However, superior genetics could also indicate that it’s in the same evolutionary (revolutionary?) category as Tom’s nutria, which was developed as a response to hot summer sun during lawn-mowing sessions when he stayed under the covers with the pillow over his head during the cool(er) morning hours.
Anyway, will continue to garden and search for fridge warranty today.
Newsflash: Picked the first two tomatoes today!
Congratulations to all of you! I know his Eagle Scoutiness was a family effort! One down, five to go! LOL!
I think it would scratch you if you did that.
I think its face is in a palm.
Bill’s hair is a Cosmic Achievement. This young man, shown at the link, also received a commendation from the Town Council. His hair was not perfect.
http://www.wouldntitbecoolif.com/
I picked a “Large Early Bell” pepper this morning, because something had begun eating it. I cut off the bad part and cooked the rest with onion, garlic, and spinach.
The BP meds the ER doc put me on are fraught with nasty side-effects. Dry cough, insomnia, dehydration, insomnia and insomnia. And did I mention insomnia?
I was going to wash two more loads of clothes today, but by the time I finally fell asleep (0400) the phone rang a mere hour later. *sigh*
So I’m having some coffee and lots of iced water to try to make me feel almost human again.
Oh, good point.
‘Mornin’, Mr. Nully!
Has anyone read “Black Rednecks and White Liberals” by Thomas Sowell? Gaining some clarity here.
At least water will help with the dehydration.
I drink lots of water anyway, because of sicca syndrome but with the meds, it’s like I never touched a drop in the last 24 hours. I see my doctor tomorrow and hopefully, he will change the meds. Both of these can cause liver damage and I don’t need that.
I followed that link about the baby thingy, but I don’t think it would work much here in Vegas. Some folks forget they have the baby in the car seat and either go to work, or leave the baby in the car in the driveway. I don’t know how a person could do that, but those are the “reasons” they give police, when the poor baby has already passed away from heat stroke.
What an inspiring site! (His hair looks better than mine.)
Did you toss an egg in for 8 grams of protein? I’m going to worship one tomato before slicing and lightly salting it. Currently watering the garden (soaker hoses—takes 4.5 hours all together.) Every 1.5 hours, I switch hoses on this manifold-looking thing. In the desert, Mr. Sg computerized everything which doesn’t work well for people who become complacent and don’t check to ascertain that all the little drippy thingies are connected to the large drippy thingie.
Sorry to hear. Hope you’re feeling better soon. Sometimes it takes a while for them to figure out the proper cocktail for you.
Looking up sicca syndrome.
Kool! 2 tomatoes! How big? How long did they take to grow?
We planted them on May 5th. If I hadn’t circled the whole garden, would have missed them. The little one is 9 x 11 cm.
I left the big one in the fridge in the garage, but it was roughly 1.5-2 times as large as the little one.
New fridge to be delivered tomorrow. Still looking for warranty for old fridge. We figured that the technology is so sophisticated and delicate or so crummy that we’ll probably need a backup anyway. Power surges and outages around here are hard on electronics.
Boy do I know about those power surges, we lost a few of out electronic up here. We now have a power pack for the T.V’s it wasn’t cheap but well worth it.
Congratulations to Bill.
The werewolf who drank a pina colada at Trader Vic's would approve of the hair.
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