Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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It was incredibly hot at the swim meet. Between sweating and nursing the baby, I was losing fluid so fast I was getting dizzy. I just put Frank and Vlad to bed, after making them stay up long enough to be sure they weren’t dehydrated. It was starting to get a little cooler there about the time I left, so DP won’t be as miserable.
One more meet to go (Thursday). Yahoo.
Gentlemen, considering that you get what you pay for, would you really want to have sex with somebody who charges two McDonald’s double cheeseburgers?
There is not words big enough to make an intelligent sound in my respirator. On oxygen since Elvis left. Elvis threw out a stink bomb as he exited the door. Excuse me all ... have to seek oxygen. Cough Cough ... gag.
Am happy for you. You may rest, me prays. Got any oxygen tanks?
Any oxygen tanks over at your place? In need of two. Could I pay you next Tuesday for two oxygen tanks today?
No oxygen tanks, but we have air conditioning and a refrigerator.
Thanks, you are most kind.
If I had two oxygen tanks, I’d give you one!
Ah, the swimming folk have returned.
Oh, relax. You can hide in my fridge til whatever blows over. Third rule of the street: Never rat. You’re safe w/us.
That looks like my brain feels this morning.
Me, too. We had a reasonably good night, but I’m still feeling fried.
Also, Tom is playing his horrific music in the kitchen while doing the dishes at the speed of glaciation. He doesn’t know it yet, but from now on, anyone who turns the radio (or other music) on without permission gets the next batch of dishes to do. I’m not even going to tell him, just wait to see if he intuits the cause and effect before the end of the week.
Elen, reading over my shoulder as I type, has been warned.
My daughter, lablady, told me once that she had read some of my journals and what I wrote hurt her. I said, “Serves you right for snooping.” “But Mo-o-o-m!”
Making coffee. Need a boost. *sigh*
It smells so good when it’s brewing!
I’m at the point where I’d like them to feel hurt, so maybe they’d learn what they’re doing.
I had three cups of coffee, and then I found some leftovers and spinach.
Hockeybughow was such an easy kid to reprimand. He responded best to reasoning, and was never in trouble. If I allowed him to think of the consequences of his behavior, he always chose the best way.
Lablady, on the other hand, only responded to logical consequences. She couldn’t relate taking away TV priviledges with disobedience. I had to make the “punishment fit the crime,” or there was no sense in consequences. On her birthday one year, she gouged a hole in her birthday cake, eating it with her hands. So that’s what she got for supper...her birthday cake. I was such a mean mommie! But she never forgot it!
I are off to the side and down...
Don’t hit bottom too hard!
Bill was recognized by the Town Council for Eagle Scoutiness this evening. His hair was perfect.
Congratulations to Bill!
Congratulations to Bill’s family, and to his hair.
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