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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 2, 2012
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Monkey Face
And here I was hoping it would keep orange people away.
2,961
posted on
06/19/2012 6:35:21 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
It’s light, strong, and warm! Also water-repellent.
2,962
posted on
06/19/2012 6:36:15 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(More than you ever wanted to know, right?)
To: Tax-chick
Humming aweay while knitting, several eyes wandering the room?
2,963
posted on
06/19/2012 6:39:36 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
“Eyes wandering the room”? That’s getting a little strange.
2,964
posted on
06/19/2012 6:47:35 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Spinach at every meal.)
To: Tax-chick
You should see when they float in their flocks, blinking and staring at everything in their path.
2,965
posted on
06/19/2012 7:00:29 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
2,966
posted on
06/19/2012 7:21:51 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
I think I had that dream, too.
2,967
posted on
06/19/2012 7:35:25 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Spinach at every meal.)
To: Tax-chick
Dangling tentacle like feelers, fluttering wings, big floating eyeball thing that trills and makes an odd ‘blonk’ sound when it blinks?
2,968
posted on
06/19/2012 7:38:40 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
No tentacles, small eyes, trills, more of a “splink” sound, like a dripping faucet.
2,969
posted on
06/19/2012 7:40:37 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Spinach at every meal.)
To: Tax-chick
Ugh, they have differing looks!
And they float around stuff while staring, those odd noises and trills everywhere.
Did your dream have a flock of them get called in to follow you?
2,970
posted on
06/19/2012 7:43:11 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
No, mine are just in one room.
2,971
posted on
06/19/2012 7:59:10 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Spinach at every meal.)
To: Tax-chick
Mine were outside roosting in a tree.
One noticed me, gave out a call, and then the rest came to follow me.
“Welcome to Kentothe, mind the wildlife because is will mind you.”
2,972
posted on
06/19/2012 8:06:41 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Tax-chick
is?
Lol, IT will mind you.
2,973
posted on
06/19/2012 8:07:19 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
2,974
posted on
06/19/2012 8:13:04 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
2,975
posted on
06/19/2012 8:13:51 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Monkey Face
But they’re scary!
They look like Oompa Loompas!
2,976
posted on
06/19/2012 8:15:12 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare; Tax-chick
These are the floatie things that are found when the cornea is mapped? I see them when I close my eyes! LOL!
2,977
posted on
06/19/2012 8:15:37 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
2,978
posted on
06/19/2012 8:17:06 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
2,979
posted on
06/19/2012 8:17:28 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
To: Monkey Face
As long as they don’t dance and sing.
But they’re still scary orange!
2,980
posted on
06/19/2012 8:19:16 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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