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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 2, 2012
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; LibreOuMort; Scoutmaster; null and void
"Im feeling perfectly spry, sorry to mention it ..." Why would you be sorry about mentioning feeling perfectly spry?
Hmm. NnB engages deep-thinking circuitry.
Ah!
"Spry describes someone (especially an older person) who is lively, nimble and active. (adjective). A vibrant and active 70-year-old who is out playing golf ..."
Isn't it obvious now? "Spry" is the past tense form of "agile".
It's like the perfectly complimentary uncompliment, "You are very graceful for someone your age."
By the way, one may note that I creak and totter like a wooden puppet with sawdust in his joints. I would not call that "spry", but I have a killer glare which silences all comments about my sprightliness.
2,501
posted on
06/09/2012 3:36:04 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: Monkey Face
I here ya. Last load of the day is in the washer. And there was much rejoicing.
2,502
posted on
06/09/2012 3:47:10 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
To: NicknamedBob
Nobody ever calls me spry. Then again, they don’t comment on my sluggishness, either. Maybe I has a glare, too. That makes it seem better somehow.
To: Silentgypsy
"Maybe I has a glare, too. That makes it seem better somehow." A killer glare. Maybe it could be useful.
I can't be sure it's never been used. Maybe someone wandered off somewhere and withered.
All I know is that they go away. That works for me.
Bwa-ha-ha!
2,504
posted on
06/09/2012 5:45:25 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: Cyber Liberty
Have a drink or three to celebrate.
2,505
posted on
06/09/2012 6:30:21 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Genetic testing of unborn babies: measuring the morality of our culture. (Wesley Smith)
To: NicknamedBob
Yer aim is off a bit...
2,506
posted on
06/09/2012 10:29:57 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1236 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama is not a Big Brother [he's a Big Sissy...])
To: null and void; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Darksheare; ...
What Tom looks like asleep.
2,507
posted on
06/10/2012 5:22:46 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Genetic testing of unborn babies: measuring the morality of our culture. (Wesley Smith)
To: Tax-chick
If Tom sleeps on his back, it is called the “Royal Position.”
2,508
posted on
06/10/2012 6:26:37 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
To: null and void
That’s a good likeness of me, but that cup is way too small.
2,509
posted on
06/10/2012 7:26:53 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob
We all assume you mean coffee cup...
2,510
posted on
06/10/2012 9:27:48 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1237 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama is not a Big Brother [he's a Big Sissy...])
To: NicknamedBob
Ooops. Thought you were responding to the cat photo...
2,511
posted on
06/10/2012 9:29:29 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1237 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama is not a Big Brother [he's a Big Sissy...])
To: null and void; Jim Robinson
Kinda looks like a tea cup.
I drink coffee from a mug. Currently my coffee mug has a picture of Darwin on it, wearing sunglasses. Jim Robinson has one like it.
2,512
posted on
06/10/2012 10:48:12 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob
Yeah, it’s an alter kaker tea cup.
I’m inclined to large mugs as well. My current one is a San Jose PD mug.
It didn’t come with donuts. *sigh*
2,513
posted on
06/10/2012 11:01:35 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1237 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama is not a Big Brother [he's a Big Sissy...])
To: null and void
"It didnt come with donuts. *sigh*" To a topologist, it is a donut.
2,514
posted on
06/10/2012 11:50:31 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob
Excellent! Very well played, sir!
2,515
posted on
06/10/2012 11:57:10 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1237 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama is not a Big Brother [he's a Big Sissy...])
To: null and void; Tax-chick; Scoutmaster
"Excellent! Very well played, sir!" Thanks! I'm thinking of having a mug designed with the unsolvable three utilities problem solved on it.
2,516
posted on
06/10/2012 12:18:29 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob
Das Rheingold is rather pleasant to listen to on a warm June afternoon in the yard with a few cold pilsners and a good book. It's on channel 74 right now on Sirius/XM.
For those with other things to do...carry on.
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Scoutmaster; null and void
Pat played ukulele at the Spanish Mass this afternoon.
2,518
posted on
06/10/2012 2:01:17 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Genetic testing of unborn babies: measuring the morality of our culture. (Wesley Smith)
To: Tax-chick
GOOD ON YA, Pat! YAY!!!!
I bet he never missed a note! Of course you know that makes me wish I were ready to get mine...
:o]
2,519
posted on
06/10/2012 2:05:50 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
To: SamAdams76
What’s the point if we can’t join you?...
2,520
posted on
06/10/2012 2:06:51 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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