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The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; LibreOuMort; Scoutmaster; null and void
"I’m feeling perfectly spry, sorry to mention it ..."

Why would you be sorry about mentioning feeling perfectly spry?

Hmm. NnB engages deep-thinking circuitry.

Ah!

"Spry describes someone (especially an older person) who is lively, nimble and active. (adjective). A vibrant and active 70-year-old who is out playing golf ..."
Isn't it obvious now? "Spry" is the past tense form of "agile".

It's like the perfectly complimentary uncompliment, "You are very graceful for someone your age."

By the way, one may note that I creak and totter like a wooden puppet with sawdust in his joints. I would not call that "spry", but I have a killer glare which silences all comments about my sprightliness.

2,501 posted on 06/09/2012 3:36:04 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Monkey Face

I here ya. Last load of the day is in the washer. And there was much rejoicing.


2,502 posted on 06/09/2012 3:47:10 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Nobody ever calls me spry. Then again, they don’t comment on my sluggishness, either. Maybe I has a glare, too. That makes it seem better somehow.


2,503 posted on 06/09/2012 4:32:04 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy
"Maybe I has a glare, too. That makes it seem better somehow."

A killer glare. Maybe it could be useful.

I can't be sure it's never been used. Maybe someone wandered off somewhere and withered.

All I know is that they go away. That works for me.

Bwa-ha-ha!

2,504 posted on 06/09/2012 5:45:25 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Have a drink or three to celebrate.


2,505 posted on 06/09/2012 6:30:21 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Genetic testing of unborn babies: measuring the morality of our culture. (Wesley Smith)
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To: NicknamedBob
Yer aim is off a bit...


2,506 posted on 06/09/2012 10:29:57 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1236 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama is not a Big Brother [he's a Big Sissy...])
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To: null and void; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Darksheare; ...

What Tom looks like asleep.

2,507 posted on 06/10/2012 5:22:46 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Genetic testing of unborn babies: measuring the morality of our culture. (Wesley Smith)
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To: Tax-chick

If Tom sleeps on his back, it is called the “Royal Position.”


2,508 posted on 06/10/2012 6:26:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: null and void

That’s a good likeness of me, but that cup is way too small.


2,509 posted on 06/10/2012 7:26:53 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob
We all assume you mean coffee cup...
2,510 posted on 06/10/2012 9:27:48 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1237 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama is not a Big Brother [he's a Big Sissy...])
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To: NicknamedBob

Ooops. Thought you were responding to the cat photo...


2,511 posted on 06/10/2012 9:29:29 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1237 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama is not a Big Brother [he's a Big Sissy...])
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To: null and void; Jim Robinson

Kinda looks like a tea cup.

I drink coffee from a mug. Currently my coffee mug has a picture of Darwin on it, wearing sunglasses. Jim Robinson has one like it.


2,512 posted on 06/10/2012 10:48:12 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Yeah, it’s an alter kaker tea cup.

I’m inclined to large mugs as well. My current one is a San Jose PD mug.

It didn’t come with donuts. *sigh*


2,513 posted on 06/10/2012 11:01:35 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1237 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama is not a Big Brother [he's a Big Sissy...])
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To: null and void
"It didn’t come with donuts. *sigh*"

To a topologist, it is a donut.

2,514 posted on 06/10/2012 11:50:31 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Excellent! Very well played, sir!
2,515 posted on 06/10/2012 11:57:10 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1237 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama is not a Big Brother [he's a Big Sissy...])
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To: null and void; Tax-chick; Scoutmaster
"Excellent! Very well played, sir!"

Thanks! I'm thinking of having a mug designed with the unsolvable three utilities problem solved on it.

2,516 posted on 06/10/2012 12:18:29 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Das Rheingold is rather pleasant to listen to on a warm June afternoon in the yard with a few cold pilsners and a good book. It's on channel 74 right now on Sirius/XM.

For those with other things to do...carry on.

2,517 posted on 06/10/2012 1:22:42 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Scoutmaster; null and void

Pat played ukulele at the Spanish Mass this afternoon.


2,518 posted on 06/10/2012 2:01:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Genetic testing of unborn babies: measuring the morality of our culture. (Wesley Smith)
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To: Tax-chick

GOOD ON YA, Pat! YAY!!!!

I bet he never missed a note! Of course you know that makes me wish I were ready to get mine...

:o]


2,519 posted on 06/10/2012 2:05:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: SamAdams76

What’s the point if we can’t join you?...


2,520 posted on 06/10/2012 2:06:51 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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