Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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I have sometimes wondered about this.
Pretty sure I’ve never hung around his place on the full moon, either.
tennis!!! dang me
There is something wickedly transformative about the smile of a woman who goes willingly to her fate.
Still, we waste our breath with warnings.
The only Dracula I even remotely liked was Frank Langella’s portrayal. Yah. Like that.
I found her in the guide. Sabrina McFadden. She's a spy. You didn't really fall for that 'male' disguise, did you?
Dittos to “wasting our breath with warnings.”
I’m sure there was a Mexican party, and you should stay out of fights, you’re smaller than everyone else, and you don’t have enough rank to lose.
Tonight we had clams and cocktails. When you come up here I’ll have to take you to.this restaraunt. They have good seafood and better drinks in an environment that grandmama would not find objectionable.
I am about 98% sure that he is male.
I have not been following this thread lately and I found that I have a surplus of words so here are some extra copies that have to share.
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That's quite an exciting and interesting story you have to tell, but I'm afraid you've been excessively concise in keeping a short story short.
Here a list of words I have never used here before.
Hullabaloo Idiopathic Poppycock Persnickety Irked Flabbergasted Frippery Befuddlement Haberdashery Diphthong Britches Scrumptious Sassafras Gadabouts Bazooka Cockamamie Egad Frumpy Claptrap Baffled Flagellum Discombobulate Follicle Indubitably Banana Igloo Waddle Wobble Trump Gristle Turnip Gash Gauze Goon Manhole Cockamamie Strudel Rubbish Guava Smashing Hunky Inevitable Inedible Goon Pickle Bubbles Blubber Flagella Tweezers Jiggle Peduncle Perpendicular Ninja Flannel Graze Gullet Lozenge Scribble Magma Bulbous Spatula Machete Truffles Flabbergasted Haberdashery Shenanigans
Okay.
Just remember that we share 98.5% of our DNA with chimpanzees, and Dr. David Busbee of Texas A&M University (an Aggie, so take it for what's it's worth) says we're closer in DNA to dolphins than any land animal.
At 98% certainty, she/he could simply be a chimp spy or a dolphin spy, posing as a female human disguised as a male.
don’t we also share about 96% with dogs and other mammals?
I had no idea this thread was still running
” That’s quite an exciting and interesting story you have to tell, but I’m afraid you’ve been excessively concise in keeping a short story short. “
LOL!!
You said goon twice.
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I just got back from running. Perfect evening for it, but once it gets dark, I’ll run smack into a wall without my glasses on.
Are you sure you weren’t here when we discussed bazookas and guava?
And I’m feeling rather irked that Anoreth had clams and I didn’t!
They were in garlic butter sauce with lemon on the side and some toasted french bread. Also I had two very stiff drinks, which were called “Penguins” and which were bright blue in color. They had rum and grapefruit juice in them, among other things. And then we had chocolate cake.
We went for a stroll on the beach, too, and my shoes are full of sand now. The water was a bit chilly.
You can always come visit at any time after July 5th or so, when we’ve had time to move into the house. There’s a pond and a fire pit and we can go to this restaraunt. The place is called Hemingway’s and it’s a hotel bar, but the kind of hotel bar they used to have in the 40’s.
The hotel itself dates from the 20’s, of course, so one would expect that.
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