Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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I’m done for the weekend, I hope. There is a conference this weekend, but it’s local, and if I feel up to it, I will go tomorrow. Tonight’s session is out of the question. My legs are killing me.
I saw a cute little baby on the bus today. He was four months old and seemed to think I was a very funny lady. He had the cutest little dimpled smile! I gave up my seat for him and his mom. We let dad stand...;o]
There's a planet out there called Glade, see? Brian and some of his companions could check out that place. It sounds interesting.
"Tell me what life is like on that planet of yours, whats the name of it again?
Andy smiled, Its called Glade. The whole planet is cooler than Fairhome, and there are huge trees everywhere. We actually live among the trees, although were trying to build an integrated shuttle system there. Part of it will be in the trees, looping from one to the next, and other parts will be underground, rather like here. In the North and in the South, great polar glaciers of solid frozen water cover up a third of the planet. Rivers of meltwater flow toward the equator, and ebb and flow with the seasons. Its lovely."
Chilly today, but it’s supposed to be warm tomorrow. Elen will be doing a ropes-course activity with her Sunday School class. If it’s in the upper 80s like the forecast says, my plants will grow!
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!
It sounds so livable! I will re-read the latest installment and offer my suggestions. Brian SOOO need to have a very LONG life!
“Chili today, hot tamale!”
So said me Mum!
I didn’t take the Nook with me yesterday, and I regretted it today, while I was “waiting” for 40 minutes for the bus home.
We will have more warmth tomorrow, and that works for me. Then I can sit in the shade and absorb the warmth.
I really missed going to the track today...but until I get a travel cage for The Stig, I can’t stay more than one night. The little guy needs to be socialized.
Just get an eyepatch an keep him on yer shoulder, arrrgh!
I feel asleep feeding Kathleen and dreamed I was having dinner with P.J. O’Rourke, topless.
What’s so interesting about P. J. O’Rourke with his top off?
I wish I had learned how to do Rope Tricks!
For now, some things are better left as they are.
(Wiahing I had a Vehicle to allow me to ‘splore things in my environments!)
We needs more dinars to get the ‘keet to go where I want him to go. I will, for sure, get him a little harness so I can take him outside!
This little bird is one of the VERY BEST I have ever rescued, and therefore, worth keeping!
My eyepatch may or may not give him a new life!
YOIKS!
I have had dreams of steak dinners with wine on the side, and all I can say is: HELP!!!
Well, he’s as pasty-complected as I am ...
Whats so interesting about P. J. ORourke with his top off?
I was thinking the same thing about TaxhyphenChick?
Not that such appearances have actually appeared, but to all appearances she has been known to exude human heads as if extruding toothpaste or something.
Quite scary when you think about it.
I try not to think about it.
I am just glad that I live in an age where the toothpaste that comes out of the tube can be multi-colored.
I am considered to have quite a nice figure for a 45-year-old mother of 10. I will just leave it at that; my one pajama-clad appearance on the UT involved large, flannel garments, with cows.
That is all of little significance to me, as I love you for your mind, and for your grammar.
My dog wants to go to the birthday party next door. They have a multicolored jump house. Who was talking about not using hyphens?
If you don’t tell your dog that the jump house is multicolor, he’ll never know.
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