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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Tax-chick

I’m done for the weekend, I hope. There is a conference this weekend, but it’s local, and if I feel up to it, I will go tomorrow. Tonight’s session is out of the question. My legs are killing me.

I saw a cute little baby on the bus today. He was four months old and seemed to think I was a very funny lady. He had the cutest little dimpled smile! I gave up my seat for him and his mom. We let dad stand...;o]


1,041 posted on 04/28/2012 10:12:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
I'm not sure what Brian may be up to. I've considered bringing him out of retirement, sort of, to see what he's been up to since Epilog One.

There's a planet out there called Glade, see? Brian and some of his companions could check out that place. It sounds interesting.

"Tell me what life is like on that planet of yours, what’s the name of it again?”

Andy smiled, “It’s called Glade. The whole planet is cooler than Fairhome, and there are huge trees everywhere. We actually live among the trees, although we’re trying to build an integrated shuttle system there. Part of it will be in the trees, looping from one to the next, and other parts will be underground, rather like here. In the North and in the South, great polar glaciers of solid frozen water cover up a third of the planet. Rivers of meltwater flow toward the equator, and ebb and flow with the seasons. It’s lovely."

1,042 posted on 04/28/2012 10:56:22 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Monkey Face

Chilly today, but it’s supposed to be warm tomorrow. Elen will be doing a ropes-course activity with her Sunday School class. If it’s in the upper 80s like the forecast says, my plants will grow!


1,043 posted on 04/28/2012 11:23:26 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!

It sounds so livable! I will re-read the latest installment and offer my suggestions. Brian SOOO need to have a very LONG life!


1,044 posted on 04/28/2012 12:44:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

“Chili today, hot tamale!”

So said me Mum!

I didn’t take the Nook with me yesterday, and I regretted it today, while I was “waiting” for 40 minutes for the bus home.

We will have more warmth tomorrow, and that works for me. Then I can sit in the shade and absorb the warmth.

I really missed going to the track today...but until I get a travel cage for The Stig, I can’t stay more than one night. The little guy needs to be socialized.


1,045 posted on 04/28/2012 12:54:23 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

Just get an eyepatch an keep him on yer shoulder, arrrgh!


1,046 posted on 04/28/2012 1:00:46 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1194 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Monkey Face

I feel asleep feeding Kathleen and dreamed I was having dinner with P.J. O’Rourke, topless.


1,047 posted on 04/28/2012 1:06:13 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Tax-chick
I. uh. umm... *nevermind*
1,048 posted on 04/28/2012 1:17:41 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1194 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

What’s so interesting about P. J. O’Rourke with his top off?


1,049 posted on 04/28/2012 1:35:41 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick

I wish I had learned how to do Rope Tricks!

For now, some things are better left as they are.

(Wiahing I had a Vehicle to allow me to ‘splore things in my environments!)


1,050 posted on 04/28/2012 2:06:55 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: null and void

We needs more dinars to get the ‘keet to go where I want him to go. I will, for sure, get him a little harness so I can take him outside!

This little bird is one of the VERY BEST I have ever rescued, and therefore, worth keeping!

My eyepatch may or may not give him a new life!


1,051 posted on 04/28/2012 2:18:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

YOIKS!

I have had dreams of steak dinners with wine on the side, and all I can say is: HELP!!!


1,052 posted on 04/28/2012 2:20:41 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: NicknamedBob

Well, he’s as pasty-complected as I am ...


1,053 posted on 04/28/2012 5:32:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: NicknamedBob

What’s so interesting about P. J. O’Rourke with his top off?

I was thinking the same thing about TaxhyphenChick?


1,054 posted on 04/28/2012 5:52:53 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: Delta Dawn; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Not that such appearances have actually appeared, but to all appearances she has been known to exude human heads as if extruding toothpaste or something.

Quite scary when you think about it.

I try not to think about it.


1,055 posted on 04/28/2012 5:57:40 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I am just glad that I live in an age where the toothpaste that comes out of the tube can be multi-colored.


1,056 posted on 04/28/2012 6:10:04 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: Delta Dawn; NicknamedBob

I am considered to have quite a nice figure for a 45-year-old mother of 10. I will just leave it at that; my one pajama-clad appearance on the UT involved large, flannel garments, with cows.


1,057 posted on 04/28/2012 7:25:04 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
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To: Tax-chick; Delta Dawn

That is all of little significance to me, as I love you for your mind, and for your grammar.


1,058 posted on 04/28/2012 8:16:28 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Delta Dawn

My dog wants to go to the birthday party next door. They have a multicolored jump house. Who was talking about not using hyphens?


1,059 posted on 04/28/2012 9:14:43 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: ThomasThomas

If you don’t tell your dog that the jump house is multicolor, he’ll never know.


1,060 posted on 04/28/2012 9:46:38 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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