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To: SMGFan

#2: On Free Republic, in 2011, the poster known as Lazamataz swore off women forever, proclaiming that he had matured, and will be treating women with respect and honor, no longer viewing them as mere playgrounds for his bizarre and unsettling lusts. Posters on the forum flocked to the thread, to praise his decision to become an adult in his behavior. Soon, however, people began to notice the date — and they realized they had been had. Lazamataz laughed, and immediately began making passes at all the women on the thread.


2 posted on 03/30/2012 2:19:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

That sounds like a fine day.


3 posted on 03/30/2012 3:16:15 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: Lazamataz

Hahahahahah...sounds like a honey pot to me!


4 posted on 03/30/2012 3:34:02 AM PDT by rlmorel (A knife in the chest from a unapologetic liberal is preferable to a knife in the back from a RINO.)
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To: Lazamataz

I was at the store and this ho axes me will I buy her some Skittles...


5 posted on 03/30/2012 4:14:57 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Lazamataz

There is still time to repent.


6 posted on 03/30/2012 4:25:19 AM PDT by bmwcyle (I am ready to serve Jesus on Earth because the GOP failed again)
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