I have it on good authority that the cat was fed up with the US government and wanted to end it all. However, now that cat has remembered it has 9 lives, well, 8 now. The cat really just doesn’t feel like jumping again, so, he’s going to throw his vote away in a defiant Ron Paul protest vote. He figures if Obama gets 4 more years that will eat up 6 more of his lives, that is, unless the cats owner has to eat him due to a terrible economy ...
Sometimes it’s just about cats