It's taking me forever to type this because I'm laughing so bloody hard. I thought my husband was going to fall off his chair when I read this to him - it's his birthday!!!!!
Well, now you know what to get him for his birthday!
You even have a choice! LOL
Mine is National Bicarbonate of Soda Day - how lame is that!? Baking Soda____thud....so help me... if my husband wraps up boxes of Arm & Hammer........