Ask his permission before Princess can marry
She is a princess and the SIL is always a frog
Take care of my daughter in some princess like fashion ??
immediately call him sir (some welcome to the family)
she can break off the engagement/marriage and you can go FO.
break your vows and I will kill you (Which part of the vow) - How about her to leave her home and cling to her husband ....
This list is full of princess like requirements. Hey that's fine if that's what you or talon expect. Its humorous and all but not real. What I am saying is that it really is the mature and expected behavior that both adults leave their homes and cling together as one to start a family together in front of god and let NO MAN be in the way! If you want veto power over your adult daughters life in a marriage of her own, let me know how that works. If you think this list is spot on then by all means make it know to any serious suitors of the little princess. I pray that my boys avoid your daughters. Please dear god let them find a partner/friend/lover and not a princess.
To the parents of daughters who have little princess friends, yall know exactly what I am saying.
I know this list is meant as a joke but it does contribute to the double standard in this society.
We expect no morality out of boys unless those boys happen to be dating one of our daughters.
IOW, boys will be boys if the boys are our own. And all boys are evil scum if they want to date our daughters.
The truth is that if we want to have valiant young men and virtuous young women we all have to work to combat the culture that this post illustrates.