“There once was a gay man named Turdi...”
I’m on it!
Turdi the Excrement Nanny
The was a young `fellow’ named Shit,
A name he disliked quite a bit.
..So he changed it to Turdi
..Says a little brown birdie,
Named Barry, a sap-sucking twit.
Nice—and that is likely the first limerick ever written about Obama’s fecally-named, transgendered whore nanny! Congrats!