[mardi59]

My cat owns me.

I work long hours and don’t want to walk a dog when I get home. My neighbors dog would howl at all hours and I wanted to put my foot up his kazoo everytime he started. One night he started at 6:30pm and howled until after 4am. He’s a Jack Russell! He now only barks at squirrels, rabbits, mailmen, tree leaves, the wind, his own gas, airplanes, children, clouds, and anything else that moves.

He has to be a libera. Stupid dog!

[Big Horn]

Some dogs are noisy, cats have a soothing purr

[who knows what evil?]

He now only barks at squirrels, rabbits, mailmen, tree leaves, the wind, his own gas, airplanes, children, clouds, and anything else that moves. He has to be a liberal. Stupid dog!

ROTFLMAO!

[Rebelbase]

“[barks at} his own gas,”

LOL. My GF has a Chihuahua/Terrier mix that is scared of its own farts.