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To: Nervous Tick
...but listening to a Jack Russell terrier barking in the distance will get me to devising clever but cruel forms of animal torture in my head...

...rivaled only by those small yapping dogs who bare their teeth and throw themselves at the window glass when you walk by their owner's car in the parking lot. I always wondered what they would do if the glass disappeared while they were 'performing'...the dog HAS to know I could remove his head like a 40-watt bulb from a defective socket.

Lighten up, fang...not interested in your master's car, or anything in it.

16 posted on 03/10/2012 6:06:35 AM PST by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: who knows what evil?

>> the dog HAS to know I could remove his head like a 40-watt bulb from a defective socket

Maybe it doesn’t know... keep in mind that that little 40-watt bulbhead doesn’t hold a whole lotta brains...


18 posted on 03/10/2012 6:09:06 AM PST by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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LOL!


62 posted on 03/10/2012 9:05:56 AM PST by mojitojoe (American by birth. Southern by the grace of God. Conservative by reason and logic.)
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