See what happens when you make bad decisions. Get rid of cable and upgrade DirectTV...otherwise your daughter will meet undesirables with electronic ankle bracelets. When she meets undesirables, she will get grabbed by some guy in a disco and tie the knot with him. Then you will end up with grandchildren in dog collars. Don’t end up with grandchildren in dog collars. Call DirectTV today...
lol! Well-played. Love those ads.