In all seriousness, the Lord is leading you to become a serious Catholic. The Church - the one with the pope - flawed as her earthly leaders members are, is the one bulwark that has resisted all of this evil spiritually and intellectually, and continues to do so.
There is a reason that the biggest thrill of the big evil folks is attacking and undermining the Church (the one with the pope).
There is a reason Obama has chosen to wage war over birth control with the Church (the one with cardinals and a pope).