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Peter Kovachev says:
This is a travesty. If the Sun were to be shown that it drives climate, how can we then blame people and extract taxes from them to save our world?
A citizen’s brainstormig is in order. I will contribute with my hypothesis that rising levels of CO2 cause increases in UFO activity, chem-trails and HAARP-like long waves which clearly change the direction and amplification of the teluric currents, causing impossible-to-measure but accurately computer-modelled spiritual energies which shoot up through the poles (explaining the auroras and migraines) to bombard the Sun, which understandably responds by…spotting, of course. In conclusion, it’s worse than we thought.
There, just as good as the current UN-IPCC hypothesis which has been taking a beating lately due to the embarrassing pecccadilloes of its proponents. I just need some funding to get a Playstation which can regurgitate a new model, to draw up some cool charts and to rush textbook changes for the kiddies in time for the new school year next September.
Being of "Heavenly origin" he, The Sun, is supposed to be perfect, unchanging and unblemished.
So, the director of the UN-IPCC directed that the reports on the Sun's variability be "adjusted" to reflect his theology.
It's times like that you get the feeling the Moslems are on to something when they go into screaming rages over whatever it is the Hindus are up to.