As long as you’re not a DOCILE docent, you should be fine. ;) I’ve always thought “docent” was a funny word. I don’t know why.
“Docent” just sounds all tea and crumpety. I had a college internship with a museum of natural science, and was once tasked with bringing the literature describing docentries into the modern era, in order to attract more of the right sort of volunteer associate. I suggested that they first abandon the term “docent.”
There are more amusing descriptive terms for people, though.
Boffin. I can’t quite decide if I saw one of the little creatures at my backyard feeder or on The Muppet Show. That, or it’s a deceptively cute term for those sixties free love people.