Posted on 02/23/2012 11:33:29 AM PST by Free ThinkerNY
A pony walks into a bar and says “Bartender, may I have a drink?”
Bartender says “What? I can’t hear you. Speak up!”
“May I please have a drink?”
“What? You have to speak up!”
“Could I please have a drink?”
“Now listen, if you don’t speak up I will not serve you.”
“I’m sorry, I’m just a little hoarse.”
‘sat on his ass all day while cavemen paid him in skins and rocks for starting fires.’
Sorry to say that you got this one wrong, GrandJediMasterYoda.
Al Gores caveman ancestor, Croman Gore, was busy inventing the RockNet in those days so he was not able to turn his attentions to the daily weather.
P.S. Get a shorter name
Amazingly, no one has correlated original furlong length, to the breed size. Idiots.
Well, look at it this way - 3 foot humans would relieve overcrowding (sarcasm)
I know!!
The same thing happens when I put my clothes in the dryer!
If global warming shrunk horses to the size of a cat, why are people taller now than they were back in olden days?
I’d like to see the supporting research on this one. Not passing the smell test yet.
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