“HEY! We don’t serve faster-than-light neutrinos here!” said the bartender. A neutrino goes into a bar.
25 posted on 02/22/2012 3:14:02 PM PST by Lazamataz
(If unemployment helps the economy, like the W.H. says, then CONTRACTING CANCER MAKES YOU HEALTHIER!)
To: Lazamataz; saganite; Erasmus; BfloGuy; Lonesome in Massachussets
A neutrino walks into a bar and says "I’d like a beer, please." After the bartender gives him one, he asks "How much will that be?" "For you?", the bartender says, "No charge."
An intoxicated neutrino walks into a Mexican bar and says “Una cerveza, por favor!” The bartender replies, "No mas!”