Let me infotain you
Let me make you smile
Let me do a few tricks
Some old and then some new tricks
I'm very versatile.
That makes three of us then. These yappers are people that are in the entertainment business, it just so happens that their chosen segment is focused on “conservative” issues designed to attract a conservative audience. These yappers will never stray anywhere that is harmful to their bottom line (and more specifically their ability to stay on the air). No one should ever expect a courageous, principled stand from any of them if it will jeopardize their ability to stay on the air. So they will continue to offer “conservative” entertainment, and not anything more.