Police: Naked cowgirl drove drunk

UPI ^

[deport]

We are going to need more than a face to make a decision on this one.

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Would this help?

[BraveMan]

Immediately thought of that refrain . . .

[jaydee770]

Tony Joe White (with Waylon Jennings) - “Redneck Women”
—
She had “Disco Sucks” on the front of her t-shirt,
A longneck Bud in her hand
By the way she was moving, I knew she wasn’t foolin’
She was in need of a man
So I walked on over to her and asked her if
She’d care to dance
And then she chug-a-lugged her beer, whispered sweetly in my ear
“Come on if you’re ready to take a chance...”

Lord, them Redneck women, they’ll cut you down to size!
Yeah, them Redneck women, they got that “4-wheel” drive!

[dfwgator]

Neil Young - Cowgirl In the Sand

Hello cowgirl in the sand
Is this place
at your command
Can I stay here
for a while
Can I see your
sweet sweet smile
Old enough now
to change your name
When so many love you
is it the same?
It’s the woman in you
that makes you want
to play this game.

[Chode]

I dreamed I saw a naked cowgirl, she was floating across the ceiling...

[Drew68]

Ain’t that the truth? I shudder to think of today with cellphone camera, and video cameras everywhere.

I kinda feel bad for young people these days. When I pulled stupid crap while intoxicated (and I did) my friends laughed, my parents hung their heads in embarrassment and my neighbors felt bad for my parents. And that was about as far as it went. No youtube videos, smoking gun and endless internet forums posting my photo and laughing at my stupidity. In a decade this poor girl will still be able to google her name and see this drunken mug shot come up on the image search. And so will everyone who knows her.

I guess young people these days are just going to have to live with the fact that every stupid thing they do will be documented on the internet forever. That's a pretty rough burden.

[SERE_DOC]

gods blood, your a rotten person!

Living here in Kabul, it's 0430 in the morning! your post causes me to scream like a little girl waking half the compound, and scaring the crap out of the locals and probably getting them to pay taliban infiltrators to attack, do you know how much trouble I am in now!

I hate you!

Have a nice day.

[Perdogg]

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Wanna+Be+a+Cowboy&view=detail&mid=84D3ECFFAA29D5BF22F684D3ECFFAA29D5BF22F6&first=0&FORM=LKVR2

[lefty-lie-spy]

I was reading the first part of this thread and hour ago on the train, and now I just checked in again and saw your post and wondered which post it was referring to, so I thought on it for a few seconds and by golly, when I click on “in reply to 23”, I was pleased with my correct summation and felt ill by what I’d done at the same time.

[NormsRevenge]

ahhh to be young again..

[Darren McCarty]

A 14 year old what?

A 14 year old jail sentence.

[ConorMacNessa]

Sheesh! What did I do to deserve that, FRiend?



Nos genuflectitur ad non princeps sed Princeps pacem!

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)