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To: Monkey Face

MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS ISLAMIC TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.

No Anesthetic is required.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

In most cases, you won’t even notice it.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,


1,296 posted on 02/27/2012 8:27:45 AM PST by null and void (Day 1133 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void

WHOA! I want some for my Islamic neighbors! LOL!


1,297 posted on 02/27/2012 8:36:44 AM PST by Monkey Face (Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!)
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To: null and void

LOL!!


1,298 posted on 02/27/2012 8:44:34 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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