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To: TheOldLady

Hah, how little you know me.

Of course, even when I’m a bad guy, I don’t pull it off very well.

You know you’re not a very impressive or intimidating specimen when the automatic doors won’t open for you, or when the Chinese fortune cookie paper says, “Put me back!”.


119 posted on 02/02/2012 6:41:36 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Of course I know you little. We have barely exchanged five posts! But I know that you are nice and funny and a poet. What more could a friend want?

Don't feel bad about the automatic doors or your fortune cookie message. Happens to the best of us, LOL!
121 posted on 02/02/2012 6:52:03 PM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: NicknamedBob

The key to this one is the code word laser printer. A laser printer can print fonts with variances in the letters that are so slight that they will not be seen by the eye unless one knows to looked for them. A simple form of this code uses just the letters that are altered and a more complex with use them to indicated letters shifts. There are more clues here but if I told you what they were I would not need to shoot you like some old jokes. I would leave that to the proper department. Union rules you know. I can tell you what has been decoded and released so far.

Drink more ovaltine.


126 posted on 02/02/2012 7:11:27 PM PST by ThomasThomas (The right has common sense , the OWS folks have common scents.)
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To: NicknamedBob

“automatic doors won’t open for you”
You, too?


135 posted on 02/03/2012 6:59:10 AM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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