Hah, how little you know me.
Of course, even when I’m a bad guy, I don’t pull it off very well.
You know you’re not a very impressive or intimidating specimen when the automatic doors won’t open for you, or when the Chinese fortune cookie paper says, “Put me back!”.
The key to this one is the code word laser printer. A laser printer can print fonts with variances in the letters that are so slight that they will not be seen by the eye unless one knows to looked for them. A simple form of this code uses just the letters that are altered and a more complex with use them to indicated letters shifts. There are more clues here but if I told you what they were I would not need to shoot you like some old jokes. I would leave that to the proper department. Union rules you know. I can tell you what has been decoded and released so far.
Drink more ovaltine.
“automatic doors wont open for you”
You, too?