Note to self: Do not give false information to a federal law enforcement officer and then attempt to walk away when being detained.
Too bad the eye-witness account doesn’t back that up.
Note addendum: Lick Ranger’s boots.
Did he write his name down? Did he tell her how to spell it? Without proper ID if my name is Paul and I tell them Scott then unless I tell them how to spell it that’s what I go by, and hell, that’s how I choose to pronounce Paul. This guy is going to get one hell of a check when this is all over, arrest me, cite me, or get the hell out of my way.