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To: Sax
Have you ever dropped a letter in the mailbox and then instantly wished you could get it back? I imagine that’s how American Express feels. Yesterday my letter carrier delivered a brochure from Amex inviting me to “immerse” myself in a “truly European experience” with a Mediterranean cruise vacation aboard the ... Costa Concordia.
A tantalizing offer. (John Kelly)

I think that might be a little too much immersion for me.

It actually isn’t the ill-fated Costa Concordia that’s pictured on the front of the brochure. It’s sister ship Costa Fascinosa. But inside I’m encouraged to book a seven-night western Mediterranean cruise on the Costa Concordia between Feb. 25 and Oct. 29. Prices start at $749 and I’m eligible to enjoy a $50 onboard credit. I think I might spend that on an aqualung.
The inside of the brochure. (John Kelly)

“When you choose Costa cruises,” the brochure explains, “you don’t just see Europe — you live it.”
The stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia.

I called American Express and a representative explained that it takes between six and eight weeks from when a brochure is put into creative to when it reaches mailboxes, making it too late to pull the mailing. “Obviously that offer is not valid,” she said.

The cruise does sound nice, though. Passengers can relax in the dazzling casino, savor a gourmet spa menu, indulge in a Turkish steam bath or “just linger on a spacious teak sun deck and savor la dolce vita.”

Don’t linger too long, though. The lifeboats are waiting.

24 posted on 01/27/2012 7:36:34 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen
Q: When geese fly in a V-formation why is one side always longer than the other?

A: Because there are more geese on that side.

So one cow says to the other cow, "Did you hear about that Mad Cow disease that's going around?" The other cow says, "Yea, makes me glad I'm a penguin."
27 posted on 01/27/2012 7:46:20 AM PST by notsofastmyfriend (He is the life of parties he has never attended...)
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To: Lucky9teen

Skipper  SS Minnow

35 posted on 01/27/2012 8:31:08 AM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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