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State Of The Union 2012: A Brief, Humorous, Completely Unfair Mashup Of Obama's Speech (VIDEO)


1 posted on 01/27/2012 4:52:42 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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2 posted on 01/27/2012 4:56:29 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 5


4 posted on 01/27/2012 5:00:54 AM PST by verga (Only the ignorant disdain intelligence.)
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To: Lucky9teen
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.

Bada-Bing!

6 posted on 01/27/2012 5:07:38 AM PST by Logic n' Reason ("To keep you is no benefit; to kill you is no loss.")
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TOP TEN!!!!
7 posted on 01/27/2012 5:07:46 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen
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9 posted on 01/27/2012 5:08:38 AM PST by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda)
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To: Lucky9teen
It's Friday!

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12 posted on 01/27/2012 5:32:00 AM PST by Sax
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!! Friday!


13 posted on 01/27/2012 5:51:24 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

One of "Holder's" people has been spotted.

14 posted on 01/27/2012 5:55:36 AM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Lucky9teen

CATHOLICS ONLY HUMOR

For Catholics only. It must not be divulged to non-Catholics. The less they know about our rituals and top secret code words, the better off they are.

AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.

BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass.

CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to lip-sync.

HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.

HYMN: A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation’s range.

RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left.

INCENSE: Holy Smoke!

JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good basketball teams.

JONAH: The original ‘Jaws’ story.

JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own.

KYRIE ELEISON: The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides gyros and baklava. (for you non-Catholics it means Lord have mercy)

MAGI: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.

MANGER: Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn’t covered by an HMO. (Bible’s way of showing us that holiday travel has always been rough.)

PEW: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic churches.

PROCESSION: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats.

RECESSIONAL: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.

RELICS: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand.

TEN COMMANDMENTS: The most important Top Ten list not given by David Letterman.

USHERS: The only people in the parish who don’t know the seating capacity of a pew.


16 posted on 01/27/2012 6:04:58 AM PST by notsofastmyfriend (He is the life of parties he has never attended...)
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To: Lucky9teen
Who are you pulling for?

17 posted on 01/27/2012 6:10:33 AM PST by notsofastmyfriend (He is the life of parties he has never attended...)
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To: Lucky9teen

wooooooo hoooooooo top 1000!!!


18 posted on 01/27/2012 6:18:37 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen
Sign on brothel door:

Closed... Beat it!

23 posted on 01/27/2012 7:34:08 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Carterize Obama in November)
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Top 50 !

“I have the right to remain silent, I just don’t have the ability.” -Ron “Tater Salad” White


41 posted on 01/27/2012 10:14:56 AM PST by TheConservativeParty ( Everytime a democrat loses, a Moonbat gets its wings burned off.)
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To: Lucky9teen

For your reading pleasure……

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Now back to Un-American Bandstand where we have the winner of the name the three songs contest.
And that winner is, from Seconal, NC, Chacta Ortega.
And Chacta correctly identified the three most played songs in the history of the English language as: Auld Lang Syne, Happy Birthday to You, and In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, HEY!!
So Chacta you win that blind date with Stevie Wonder. Right on!!


48 posted on 01/27/2012 12:05:43 PM PST by fredhead (Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
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