[Dogbert41]

I know it's gotten around alot, but I found this joke too good to let go of, and this thread is a good place to put it:

Italian Cruise Ships 
 The current plight of the Costa Concordia reminds me of a comment made by Churchill.
 After his retirement he was cruising the Mediterranean on an Italian cruise liner.
 Some Italian journalists asked why an ex British Prime Minister should chose an Italian ship.
 “There are three things I like about being on an Italian cruise ship” said Churchill.
 “First their cuisine is unsurpassed." "Second their service is superb."
 "And then, in time of emergency, there is none of this nonsense about women and children first”

[SunkenCiv]

Churchill had it goin’ on. :’) Of course, I immediately think of the mid-1970s phony version of some of his quotes in National Lampoon’s Encyclopedia of Humor. ;’) I’m a vulgarian, so sue me. :”)