I’ll make my own coffee but I gotta buy it somewhere.
It was OK when I was emperor of a whole planet populated by just me but when I started letting other people live there they started getting antsy not having toilet paper and the like so I had to let Walmart in.
I’m a kind emperor. I even let turd burglars live there but they gotta live on the island of Bunghole.
Consider adding a mountain range and planting coffee shrubs from the Tres Rios area of Costa Rica.
That's what I buy here on terra (green beans, in 10# bags) and roast and grind myself. Much cheaper than Starbucks, and even cheaper than Folgers, if you buy online in bulk. ;)
I'd read the book, given what I've read so far. Go for it, write it.
/johnny