(I’m walking up to a place of business where Girl Scouts are selling cookies.)
Girl Scouts: “Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies, Mister?”
Me: “I’m so sorry, ladies, but I won’t be purchasing Girl Scout cookies anymore even though they are very tasty!”
Girl Scouts: “Why not?”
Me: “Because GSHQ now allows boys who dress like girls to become Girl Scouts. Plus, the people at GSHQ like to kill babies with the help of Planned Parenthood. You can always join the American Heritage Girls who don’t think that way.”
Saying it that way would freak the girls out and more than likely upset the troop Mother. Then I’d give the troop mother the websites where she can find out more information.
http://www.100questionsforthegirlscouts.org/100/
http://www.ahgonline.org/
“Me: “Because GSHQ now allows boys who dress like girls to become Girl Scouts. Plus, the people at GSHQ like to kill babies with the help of Planned Parenthood. You can always join the American Heritage Girls who don’t think that way.””
Sometimes they need to be told the truth. Never mind the looks from the mothers, more than likely they aborted either the girl’s brother or sister or else they would not give you a dirty look.