What a day.
Might be a great show tonight, if the gals are in sausage casings, and they have to hop up on those silver suppositories they call “stools”...wardrobe malfunctions...or busted arses......either, are funny ;-)

Back to the guys. Seacrest calls three.



Iovine on Reed: "Way to kitchy for me. Not going to make it on Idol."
Iovine on Aaron: "Cheesy!" Didn't understand why the judges gave him a standing ovation.
Iovine on Fraker: "Screechy and annoys me. Judges loved him, I didn't."
Randy admits that after watching the show again, that they were too generous with the guys. Steven says something to Iovine that has to be bleeped. J-Lo pats him on the shoulder, as if to settle him down.
Light's dimming ...
Aaron is sent back to the couch.
Two goofballs stand alone.
Seacrest shocker: NEITHER of the goofballs is in the Top 10. LOL


The four remaining girls join Seacrest on the stage.




Iovine: "Too many Adele wannabes."
He appreciates Erika's restraint, glad she didn't over-do it.
Only one spot left for the girls in the Top 10.
Haley takes a seat. Erika joins her--dammit. She deserves a Wild Card pick.
Down to Jen and Elise.
And it's ...


The four remaining guys are called up.




After a sneak-commercial break from Seacrest, we get back to the results.
Two remaining seats left for the guys.
Another 55 minutes left in the show.
Iovine says DeAndre has potential, but isn't quite ready. Says about the same for Eben. "Colton is the most talented".
Dim the lights once more ...
DeAndre is cut. LOL Ferlies howl in protest.
Colton is in the Top 10.
Down to Jermaine and Eben--LOL. Very tall and very short. Even jumps to try to reach the Gentle Giant's height.
Seacrest: I know the feeling, brother.
The last stool goes too ....
WHOA--Jermaine! The Ferlies couldn't save Eben.

