[Ezekiel]

This guy flew into a rage when he discovered bacon in his baconator, and he has a massive chip on his shoulder. Who does he think he is, Amish?

Fast food joint = plausible deniability, but come on, we're talking Dave and Wendy here, not the BK King.

[Tax-chick]

His name suggests that he is Maori or Polynesian. They’re Entitled, like Holder’s People.

[Daffynition]

"A can of pepper spray emptied into Ilolahia’s eyes had little effect."