I don’t own a work van, but I have an old (’93) Chevy Suburban that looks like s**t (resplendent in heavily oxidized paint) but runs like a watch.
I’ll tell you that if that happened to me, my Suburban monster would back out and “accidentally” cream that little Civic.
As Cathy Bates said in “Fried Green Tomatoes” to the little rich bitches after she destroyed their little car with her land yacht after they stole her parking slot and mocked her...”Face it girls....I’m older and have more insurance.”
My wife and I discuss Tawanda many times.
I love old cars.
An idiot who parked blocking a driveway in a public area was scratched deliberately by me from stem to stern by my old Oldsmobile Delta 88.
Don’t get mad,get even.
“Towanda!!!!”
Did not see the movie, but would like to see that scene!