[Le Chien Rouge]

I got my wife a Glock 19.

She got me a Red Ryder BB Gun and I proceeded to shoot my eye out.

[Hot Tabasco]

I got my wife a Glock 19.

I have two clueless step-sisters. A few years back I must have donated almost $500 worth of brand new, unworn sweaters and scarves to St. Vincents...........

this year I sent out an email stating that I no longer need clothes, just sporting goods (and listed a couple) and tools........

I must be on their blocked senders list.........

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

LOL.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I got the leg lamp! (it’s a major award!)

Let’s go Orange!