[Cringing Negativism Network]

I guess it's been too long since I've watched any television network broadcasting.

To me, that guy is one of the absolute strangest, humans I've ever seen.

Do people actually like watching him? Seriously.

SANTORUM 2012

[Cato in PA]

There’s no such thing as too long when it comes to avoiding network TV.

I once had a job working with a bunch of overgrown children who made a habit of acting like their late-night idols. Trying to coordinate my daily tasks with Conan O’Brien while telling Jon Stewart and Ms. Stephen Colbert to stop being perpetually sarcastic was an exercise in futility.