I also object to dishonestly demanding gifts disguised as loans.
Yeah, that “loan” thing sets me off - I have this brother, see - I will lend him out to you...
Stupid twin of mine. Free to a good home. Useless, likes his belly scratched. Only been to jail ... er, a few times.
Really good at home defense, though. Sort of like a dog. A 240# dog.
Hey... I have a marketing idea...
OBTW, I will not pay a damn dime for my kids to get hitched. I will encourage them to do it the old-fashioned way - elope.
I will pay for the honymoon, however. “Here’s the keys to the cabin, kids - stay as long as you like! Don’t forget to empty out the poo bucket when you leave!”
Plumbing? Who needs Plumbing?
LOL.