It comes from the sky?!?
Isn’t that the same place that has the only unlicensed, unshielded, and unguarded fusion reactor in the local area. You know, the one pouring out untold ergs of harmful radiation onto our poor, defenseless children.
Heck, just look at how many people end up dyng from cancer because of it!
I also heard that you will go blind just looking at it, too!
Nah, you can’t go blind from that, that’s the OTHER thing you go blind for.
I live in Seattle, and so I KNOW about dihydrogen monoxide first hand. It’s all over the place!
About that Fusion reactor... We in Seattle have heard rumors of such a thing, but we have yet to experience it firsthand... except those who vacation in Hawaii, or do spring break in Phoenix with the Mariners.