[Daffynition]

What the heck is **humanely** slicing? In January, apples sold from CA cold storage are technically asleep. So, I suppose to fit your bizarre sense of *humane,* I should wait until I buy CA/January apples to make an apple pie/sauce?

I never thought fruit/vegetables need to be treated humanely. Guess PETA hasn't brain-washed me yet.

You'd really like to go tuna fishing with us. We actually kill fish. Yum!

[exDemMom]

Clearly, if the apples don’t scream or make other sounds of pain, the process is humane. I bet they make all kinds of sound when you crush the poor little things.

Going tuna fishing with you would be pure torture!

I’m allergic to tuna. Yet it still smells indescribably delicious.

BTW, I thought tuna were larger?