"Tiny bubbles..."
Lefties are so classy.
Obama should be forced to drive from coast to coast on an apology tour, with Whoopi at the wheel, the heater turned up, and the windows glued shut.
Of course when Obama farts he blames it on George Bush.
I have learned to never trust a fart.
Hmmmm?
Accusing mizz Goldberg on this thread is going to be like dem senators trying to justify conviction in the impeachment of WJC for what they were guilty of doing or thinking, be it sex, or perjury.
Thus, I’m going to have to cut (no pun intended) her some slack on this one. Forgive me. Just call it mercy.
So she took her stage name from the cushion, then?
I thought it was the most plainly spoken sense she has made in ages.
Perhaps the Department of Energy should hook her up to a methane collector and give her a half-billion-dollar Green Energy grant.
That was EPIC! I live in greater Chicago and take the METRA in from the ‘burbs every day. There is a lady conductor on the train who looks and sounds just like Whoopi GoldBerg.
Some old crones—and I don’t understand `em—
Love to squeeze off rank farts at random,
..Without any qualms,
..To exhibit their charms:
In short, quod erat demonstrandum.
No, I don't have to respect her honesty.
I’m going to cover my nice Lenovo W510 laptop screen and keyboard with handi-wrap before I proceed any further with this thread.
So all we need is a a guy with a Bic lighter, and we could take out four of the most hideous bitches ever to walk the face of the earth.
Was it a fart or a fart- fart because fart- fart would be bad.
Since she vocalizes via her wazoo aperture, it’s true she indeed farts all the time... but the release of flatus is another matter... must suck to have to sit next to THAT all the time.
If she farted, then it probably was the most intelligent comment made during the entire show.
She IS a loud fart.
"Tiny bubbles..."
BUT - Did she say ‘pull my finger’?
As to cutting one in a close space (crowded elevator) -
Just sit there with a coy look of awe on your face and when they all figure it was you say...”No way I did that. That was a good one and I would be more than happy to take credit if I had done it”.
Back in my yute, used to cut those good hard boiled egg, pickled sausage, beer blasters in bed and fan the covers.
Can’t for the life of me figure why I am divorced. <: <:
This just proves that not all females are lady’s. Whoppi Ginsberg or whatever her name is, is not a lady.