The foolish preoccupation with contract bonuses and the like would be replaced by simple rewards. If you win, you get to keep the goat and share it with the homies on your team, who for supporting your efforts each get a new turban. With all the Mohammeds playing in the league, that should be a big hit.
Those senseless lags in play for illegal procedure and offsides would give way to more straightforward rules like "not intentionally whipping another player." (We could always make exceptions in cases like Michael Vick, of course.)
Here ya go, a mount for the new rookie .....
Doesn’t matter to me. I stopped watching the NFL when the percentage of players with criminal records hit the same number as the average IQ of those players. I think Vince Lombardi was still coaching then.