[the invisib1e hand]

o but he was THE ONE, the Second Coming of Intelligence Itself.

geeeeeeezus flippin cripes, it's a world gone mad.

[The_Obama_Gerbil]

example:
Mr President
What is the capitol of Asia?
Obama: ah,,err,,uhm,,,,,Bangcock?

[The_Obama_Gerbil]

and to make your answers more humorous, put in Obama’s answers.

[bgill]

How old is the average 5th grader?

Within 1000 miles, circle Washington D.C. on a map of the United States.

What country is Hawaii located in?

[JimmyMc]

Mr. President, what grade comes after the 5th grade?

[The_Obama_Gerbil]

here’s another:

Mr. President,,,what is the primary language spoken in Canada?

Obama, uhhh,,err,,,,French Canadian ??

[FrankR]

Or biden?

[ConservativeStatement]

There should be a TV show called “Are you smarter than Obama?” with pre-school students asked questions.

[The_Obama_Gerbil]

Mr Obama,,can you name the first President who claimed to have seen dead people in the audience of one of his speeches?

[waus]

Oslama said that he had visited 57 states with one more to go and that his staff wouldn’t let him visit Alaska or Hawaii.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws

That equals 60.

Either way, the guy is lost without his teleprompter.

[Old Sarge]

Mr. pResident, who is Larry Sinclair?

[The_Obama_Gerbil]

Mr. President:

What U.S. State lies north of the State of Washington?
Obama: uhm,, uhh, err,,,I believe it’s South Dakota?
Jeff: Is that your final answer Mr.President?

[ronnie raygun]

According to Valarie Jarret Zero is so far advanced in his intelligence that he can work on many different difficult issue all at the same time. The man is a dolt who has a cheering section of propaganda that follows him everywhere to convince the masses that he is of amazing intelligence that is far beyond our thinking.

[The_Obama_Gerbil]

Mr President:
Can you name at least two states within the Mainland of the United States?

Obama: Uhm,lets see, Cuba? Brazil and Guam?

[razorback-bert]

How many zeros in a trillion?

[itsahoot]

No one looks good on that show, not even certified NASA Scientists. I wouldn’t recommend any of our current crop of candidates compete on that show, unless they get a list of questions in advance. You do remember the $64,000.00 Questions, right?

[NeinNeinNein]

You mean the guy who graduated with highest honors from Harvard Law School? Yeah, what a dummy!

If you’re gonna attack Obama, at least do it on his policy decisions, his personality, or something other than his obvious high intellect.

[SaintsWillWin]

Is Mickey Mouse a cat, dog, bird or fish?

“uh, I, uh, ummm”

[Designer]

He should be grilled on the Constitution.

The clown would fail.