Why don’t you set a permanent watch so you can post everything already posted for the 2nd, third, forth and even fifth time. It would be easy to do. I didn’t know it until now, but I figure they must give medals for starting threads, lame ones or otherwise, repeated or original. You’re very good at not searching if the story had been posted previously. Congratulations, keep up the good work.
Show us, O Exalted One, links to the previous threads. I searched and didn’t get any hits.