[NicknamedBob]

"About 5 weeks to baby, for those who have missed updates, and everything is going fine, in an old-and-tired sorta way."

Doesn't that put this one about Vlad's birthday?

Anyway, you'll soon be trading that "old-and-tired" for "the new hotness" again.

I guar-run-tee it!

[Tax-chick]

Frank does not like the remote-controlled inflatable shark. Sigh. I hope he won’t be wailing that it’s coming to get him in his bed, like Pat with the toaster at the same age.

James’s birthday (8) is January 19 and Vlad’s (6) is January 30. I hope to have Baby Whosis before either of those dates.