Two men standing next to one another in a Parisian pissoir - one a hulking specimen and the other a short man with a fierce moustache. The hulk looks at the other and says "M'sieur, I see you have the letters SE tattooed on your member. I have a like tattoo on mine - and when my member is expanded in the plaisir d'amour, my tattoo reads 'SUZETTE'. Is it possible that we are making love to the same woman?"
The moustache responds "Mais non, mon ami! When my member is expanded in the plaisir d'amour my tattoo reads 'Soixante sixieme anniversaire de Legion Etrangere!'"
Lamh Foistenach Abu!