Since I was unmarried and had received the above, I volunteered to bring the bird to the parents' home. When I got there, I took the boxed individual toikey out, and replaced it with a small cornish hen.....I took it inside and drew little sis aside and asked her "opinion" if this would be enough to cover the family.
She was mortified......
Ok, life is good. I’m very thankful because I just got a $700 bonus. WOOHOO!!!