Well then. How VERY dangerous my dog must be, too....
(YOU owned a .... POODLE?)
( not laughing. Nope. *ROFLMBO!!!!!)
:)
Go on and laugh.
Your girl is sizing you up for appropriate side dishes, even as you type.
And yes, ~I~ owned a Poodle.
[my grandparents got her for me for Christmas when I was 7...she was 7 weeks old and in a shoebox under their tree]
Now I have 7 Pythons so it all balanced out.
LOL