Howie Carr’s death pool is now open.
Now we won't get to hear a few minutes with Andy Rooney on this subject.
"You ever notice how you die? It seems like everyone gets around to it eventually, but why is that? Nobody LIKES to die, so how come we don't figure out a way not to do that? It seems silly to keep doing it even when we've seen the results. You get put in the ground. I don't like the ground, it's dirty...."
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